Cross Canadian Ragweed – “Carney Man”

[C] I want a big red nose, I want some floppy shoes
I want a squirting flower, [F] squirt it on you [Fsus F]
Like all the [C] bad clowns do, (bad clown, bad clown)
[G] I wanna juggle bowling [F] pins in the [C] sun
[G] I wanna join the circus [F] a circus looks like [C] fun

[C] the human cannonball, I rise above it all
up higher than the trapeze [F] I can fly [Fsus F]
oh shit, I’m [C] gonna die, you just gotta get high
[G] I hand out baseballs [F] at the dunk [C] tank
[G] I ride my funny car [F] laughin’ all the way to the [C] bank

cause I’m a carney man (he’s a carney man)
I’m a carney man (he’s a carney man)
I’m a carney man, a carney man a carney man

Instrumental
[C]- – -[F]-[Fsus F]-[C]- -[G]-[F]-[C]-[G]-[F]-[C]

[C] I sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight
I’ll even sell the corndogs [F] I don’t care [Fsus F]
As long as [C] I am there, (state fair, state fair)
[G] I hand out baseballs [F] at the dunk [C] tank
[G] I ride my funny car [F] laughin’ all the way to the [C] bank

cause I’m a carney man (he’s a carney man)
I’m a carney man (he’s a carney man)
I’m a carney man, a carney man a carney man

[C] a human cannonball, I rise above it all
up higher than the trapeze [F] I can fly [Fsus F]
oh shit, I’m [C] gonna die, and I gotta get high
[G] I am a carney worker [F] I make some [C] bucks
[G] every hour come to [F] find out
this job if fucking [C] sucks

cause I’m a carney man (he’s a carney man)
I’m a carney man (he’s a carney man)
I’m a carney man, a carney man a carney man
You need a corndog I can tell, you need a corndog I can tell
Cause I’m a carney man [G] – [C] step right up !

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