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Subject: Goodbye Squirrel
GOODBYE SQUIRREL
By Cletus T. Judd
Asher Lohman
To The Tune Of Dixie Chicks "Goodbye Earl"
(Be very, very quiet)
(We are hunting, something)
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Me and Harold Muffert were outdoors men
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Set in our backwoods ways
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Both members of the hunting club
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Both active in the NRA (National Redneck Association)
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We scouted a location where we had no doubt
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We’d kill the biggest buck in the world (about a 34 pointer)
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Harold waited in his tree-stand
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But all he seen was a squirrel.
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Thing ‘er two weeks since the season started
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And neither one of us was amused
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We had on real tree camo, high powered ammo
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But no big game to shoot
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Then we finally saw a deer as big as a horse
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Harold had him in his crosshairs (shoot him!)
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But that squirrel jumped off a branch above us
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And landed in Harold’s hair (What is that thang, get it out!!)
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Harold fell off the stand
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On his head he landed
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Like a wimp he laid there and cried
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Till I climbed on down
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Picked him up off the ground
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And it didn’t take us long to decide
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That squirrel had to die!
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(ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) Goodbye Squirrel!
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With black eyed peas (mmm, mmm, mmm)
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Your gonna taste good to me squirrel
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It’s you or me
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Come on outta that tree squirrel
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Hey guess what
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You’ve eaten your last nut squirrel
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Me and Harold went down to the surplus store
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Bought a keg of dynamite
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Two baseball bats and a case of M 80’s we were in for one heck of a fight
(we’ll show you!)
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When your huntin with dumb and dumber
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Something surely bound to go wrong (now be careful)
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And when Harold lit that real short fuse
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I knew it wouldn’t be long
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When the dynamite blew
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Harold’s foot did too
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And fingers began to fly
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We were barely alive when the game warden ‘rived
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And much to our surprise
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That squirrel didn’t die!
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(ha ha ha ha ha ha) Goodbye squirrel!
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Just one more shot
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You’ll be in my crock pot squirrel
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You’ll make a lunch
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You overgrown chipmunk, squirrel
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I’ll skin your hide
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And make a hat when it’s dried
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Squirrel
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