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Subject: LYR: My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy - Cledus T. Judd
Lyrics to "My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy"
by Cledus T. Judd
Parody of "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" by Kenny Chesney
After my show I thought I'd have a little fun.
Hopped on a horse, shorty sure could run.
Well I got a butt kickin when the police finally caught me.
Not a moment too soon Tim McGraw jumped in.
Did his best Jackie Chan, caught a cop on the chin.
Now I don't understand why they's arrestin' me...
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy.
I really turn him on.
He's always staring at me,
While the guards are gone...
I'm runnin out of cigarettes, he's askin me to dance.
He says I'm lookin good in these orange pants.
I really wish Tim McGraw was here to protect me.
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy.
I'd give anything to be back on my bus.
I'm hidin' in my bunk, but he's climbin' on up.
Swears all he wants me to do is sing him one of my songs.
Says he's got a dream I'm afraid of what it is.
You're never gonna see me on a horse after this.
I only get one call, I hope that Faith is home...
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy.
He just won't leave me alone.
He's blowin' kisses at me,
And I'ma duckin' em all...
I hate to break it to him, I'm in no mood for romance.
What part of no don't this fool understand?
I'm in big trouble if someone don't come and get me.
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy.
Well one day behind bars is long enough,
Cause when I drop my soap man his eyes light up.(not right, but it fits)
My cellmate thinks I'm....
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy.
I really turn him on.
My name is Kenny Chesney.
This ain't where I belong.
Me and Tim's in trouble. Buddy one thing is for sure,
George Strait's gonna kick us off his George Strait tour.
I'd call Tracy Lawrence but he's in the next cell beside me.
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy...
My cellmate thinks I'm sexy.
I had him from hello...hello...hello.
WHAZZZZZAAAAAAP?!?!?!
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